I'll Be in the Shower
The woman who said, “I’ll be in the shower” was always getting away with metaphorical murder. If the depiction in people’s heads was less sexy it wouldn’t work as well. There’s something to be said for movies with shower scenes; young women with tight bodies. They like a man who tells them who they are with his actions and movement. Words don’t count as much.
She was complaining in her hotel room, then some people asked her to go out with them and she jumped in the shower. She used the complementary coconut soap and her hair was already clean so she didn’t need to wash it. She washed her face though. She liked to wash her face. Her best friend washed her face with black carbon copy soap. Not available at Lush.